JOKEApkors goes hunting for the first time
Akpors decided to follow his friend Osas on a hunting trip deep in the forest of Okomureserve in Iguobazuwa. Akpors has never gone hunting while Osas has hunted all his life. When they got to the middle ofthe forest, Osas told Akpors to sit by a tree andnot make a sound while he checks out an antelope trail. After he got about a quarter of a mile away, Osas heard a blood-curling screamwhich scared away nearby antelope. He rushed back to Akpors and yelled; “I think I tell you say make you quiet?” Akpors replied : “Shuo, I try o, I really try. - When green snake waka pass my leg I nor shake body or make peem sound. -When gorilla come dey breath hot and smelly smelly air formy face, I nor shake body or makeshekele sound. - Butwhen two squirrel waka enter my trouser leg, one come tell the other one say, “Chei, see as this two palm kernels big like coconut, we nor go fit chop dem finish for here, so make we pluck and carry dem go home”, na im I come start to the hala
By: oluwatonipaul (c.e.o) 2013-06-29 20:17:31
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