Some Social Jokes Collection
(1) Since José Mourinho left Chelsea in
2007. Chelsea have won 7 trophies
and Arsenal have won 0.\"
(2) When you scream God\'s name
during sex, I wonderif you\'re trying to
remind Him to punish u later.\"
(3) The day a Ghost got involved in an
accident was the day i stopped
watching Nollywood.\"
(4) What\'s the relationship between
Rain & PHCN in Nigeria? It seems
almost like an automatic switch thing..
(5) Someone walks up to u drinking
Ice-Cream and tells u to help him with
Transport-fare cos he\'s Stranded..pls
shoot Him!\"
(6)He did the Exam so well that He
Took the Answer Scripts Home to
show His Room-mates\"
(7) That awkward moment when you
type \"Trophyless\"on Google and the
result shows \"Arsenal\"\"
( Just put currency sign in front of
your pin and igbo girls would add you.
> $2737A4A7\"
(9) Sweat from somegirls\' armpits can
turn blue litmus paper red.\"
(10) If your Girlfriend refuses to accept
the Bible & anointingoil or Qu\'ran as
Vals gift, free her, na WITCH\"
(9) Sweat from somegirls\' armpits can
turn blue litmus paper red
(10) If your Girlfriend refuses to accept
the Bible & anointingoil or Qu\'ran as
Vals gift, free her, na WITCH\"
(12) In a Nigerian Home... If your
friend
forgets to greet your parents, that\'s
the
end of that friendship. If you agree\"
(13) Women are like police, they might
have all the evidence in the world but
they still want a confession!\"
(14) People That Smoke Weed Before
Going To Church. YouWanna Compete
With The Most High?\"
(15) In a Naija Home, ur parents will
call
u frm ur room to pick up something
that is sitting literally 2 inches away
from them.
(16) If God\'s Plan For You is BROWN
TEETH, Even IRON SPONGE Cannot
Change It!\"
(17) If 80k brazilian hair couldn\'t get
you a good husband,why not use it to
pay a counselor to talk good sense into
your life?\"
(18) Ushers sef.. Dey won\'t allow one
sleep comfortably during service..
Thought the house of God is also my
father\'s house?\"
(19) The hot girl next to me in class
just fell asleep. Maybe I should fall
asleep too..so I can tell my friends I
slept with her?\"
(20)WHITE KID: \"Shut Up Dad\"!!; *Dad
shuts up* DAD- *Shut too* 9JA KID:
\"Pale, Shut up abeg\" *wakes
up*....where am i?....DOCTOR:
Oloshi..Igbobi Hospital\"
(21) A slap is a manual over ride
mechanism used to rectify a person
acting like a fool.....noone is above a
manual reset.\"
(22) Some Igbo people with their
names though, howcan you be naming
identical twins \"Praise and Worship\"?\"
(23) U opend Ur legs&he bought U
BOLD 5, U opend 4 anoda guy & he
paid for Ur BIS. Pls open 4 me too,
lemme
buy U d Charger.\"
(24) And So, I was watching a yoruba
movie...and this Guy shot himself in
the
head THRICE...Awon Oloriburuku!!\"
(25) Someone Blocked His Dad on
facebook, the Dad also Blocked Him
from entering the House.
(26) One rapper justsaid \"My blood is
so full, call me \'bloody fool\'\".......Why
lord?
(27) U can\'t recite aBible Passage! but
u can mention 68 Hotels & Clubs in
Lagos without thinking? My Sista, ur
life is blinkin on a low ba3!\"
(28)Marrying a lady whose cooking
skills can only be compared to Victor
IKPEBA\'s English is suicide.\"
(29) All women MUST get married! No
man should go unpunished!\"
(30) Its only a Yoruba Father that
Prices School Fees!\"
(31) You try to call your GF from a
public call centre on her street, and
Her number appearsas \'Sweet Heart\'
gudmorning ur excellency...
By: oluwatonipaul (c.e.o) 2013-06-29 11:31:36
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