JOKE Akpors Was TOASTING EkaitteWith TheHelp Of A Bible
Akpors Was TOASTING Ekaitte with the help of a bible:
Akpors: Do you havea boyfriend?
Ekaitte: Nope. I don\'t want to havea boyfriend.
Akpors: oh no!!!! Remember Genesis 2v18 The Lord God
said, It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a
helper suitable for him.
Ekaitte: But I don\'t love you.
Akpors: no, u just av to love me, remember 1John 4v8 \"Who
ever does not love does not know God, because God is love.\"
Ekaitte: But how canI be sure that you\'re loyal and honest?
Akpors: Mark 13:31 says \"Heaven and earth will pass away,
but my words will never pass away.\"
Ekaitte: But I\'m busy, I\'m still studying.
Akpors: yes dear but Ecclesiastes 3:1 said \"There is a time
for everything, and a season for every activity under the
heaven.\"
Ekaitte: But why me? There are alot of girls out there.
Akpors: Proverbs 31:29\"Many womendo noble things, but
you surpass them all.\"
Ekaitte: But what is in me that you like?
Akpors: Song of Solomon 4:7\"You are altogether beautiful,
my darling; there is no flaw in you.\"
Ekaitte: no ooo, I\'mnot beautiful.
Akpors: Proverbs 31:30\"Charm is deceptive, and beauty is
fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.\"
Ekaitte: Why all dis?
Akpors: 2 Corinthians 2:4\"For I wrote you outof great
distress and anguish of heart and with many tears, not to
grieve you but to letyou know the depthof my love for
you.\"
Ekaitte, waoooo, i\'m flattered, i think i love u, lets start with
u buying me an Iphone 6
Akpors: no dear, remember 1 john 2v15....love not d world,
neither d tinz that are in d world
Ekaitte: omg!!! Dat reminds me, u av nojob?
Akpors: dont worry,Genesis 22v8 says GOD WILL
PROVIDE.
#EKAITTE FAINTED#
By: oluwatonipaul (c.e.o) 2013-06-29 11:42:29
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